How Activision and Infinity Ward Murdered Jerry Seinfeld
I don't think this is going to meet the character limits of these forums so I'll post the first part and a link:http://gamescrim.com/showthread.php?p=248#post248
The following is a briefly written and an even more briefly thought out editorial on the news that powerhouse PC game publisher Infinity Ward will not allow PC gamers to play their new title Modern Warfare 2 online in an acceptable manner. We'll leave the facts about networking and the indepth commentaries to the experts, let's get to the sarcasm and outrage for now. -Neo
You are Jerry(PC FPS gamer). Hi, Jerry, nice to meet you.
You live in New York(Activision), New York, "The Big Apple", the biggest city in the biggest state in what many consider the greatest country in the world. You have a close group of friends you like to hang out with, Elaine(who you had a fling with awhile back) lives across town, George(great friend, still lives with his parents across the city unfortunately), and Cosmo(lives right next door and eats all of your food).
Now one of your favorite activities in New York is eating at resaurants(dedicated PC public servers) and bars/pubs(dedicated PC clan servers). You have your pizza parlors(competition practice servers), your calzone shops(the best out of the box gameplay in the city)(try the eggplant), the chinese restaurants that require reservations 6 hours in advance(leagues/ladders, the competitive scene in Europe), hell there's even a little pakistani restaurant down the street that makes the best turkey in the city(custom maps/mods). Now even though some of these restaurant owners may not wash their hands after zipping up, on the whole the food(experience) and the booze(booze) as well as the company(gaming pals) are a lot more enjoyable.
For the rest read it at gamescrim.com, everyone has full permission to use/post this anywhere else they want without having to give us credit.http://gamescrim.com/showthread.php?p=248#post248